i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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