If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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