Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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