His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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