Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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