So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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