we made out on top of his cat.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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