I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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