I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Randomize