But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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