: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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