love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Randomize
