He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
