im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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