he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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