i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
