I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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