i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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