Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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