it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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