Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
