i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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