Did you just see the Batmobile???
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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