That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
