Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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