No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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