The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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