How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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