i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Randomize
