If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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