laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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