New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Randomize
