I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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