I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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