at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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