I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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