it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
Randomize
