I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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