i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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