I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
