Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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