I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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