and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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