get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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