Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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