Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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