the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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