if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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