her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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