bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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