That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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