Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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