Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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