Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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