Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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