She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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