you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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